Friday
February 01, 2008
Microsoft, the God. Full Stop.

God, RegisteredWhoa! Great news everybody! Steve Ballmer is looking forward to hear good news from Yahoo!, after putting $45 billion dollars on the table to suicide them. And I’m sending you a copy of the letter Ballmer wrote to Yahoo!

Wow, wait a minute what are those guys thinking at Redmond? Merging two loser companies in management won’t bring a working company out, Ballmer. Did you get Alzheimer or what? I’m so happy you’ll loose money out of this deal. And I immediately started to guess what’ll happen to Yahoo in a few months:

  • Shut Flickr down, cause it’s elegant and only Yahoo service that works.
  • Yahoo Mail users, we’re sorry… but we’re coming with a better deal: Hotmail.
  • Developers on Yahoo, creates amazing open source frameworks. So shut it down, find a way to sell what’s developed.
  • Oh, those guys were PHP - the evil - sponsors, try to look good on them, and then find a way to sue the whole community to stop them.

And the list goes on…

By the way, companies are not our best friends but I felt really sick of Ballmer once again! Officially Microsoft wants to be the only company in the entire world. They should better change their name to “God“. No borders, no religion, no law but Microsoft! I’m proud of you guys… You got John Lennon’s Image totally wrong… Go get some brain first!

Poor Microsoft shifted back their upcoming operating system, Windows 7, (code-named Vienna) to the year 2011. So if they scheduled a 2011 release, most probably it’ll take a few more years for them to ship the product really, physically. I’m just curious how many tens of operating systems we can release while they are working on a copied version of our 5 year old products.

Windows 7

But if we have to be objective, it’s not easy to develop such an operating system for every kind of PC hardware and make it work. This is what the regular fan boy misses; give props to the Redmond if they deserve it. But, this complexity should take them to work on a single product called Windows. Consequently, they won’t put their all eggs in one basket, because they know they will never deliver a decent operating system.

In fact, who said our strategy (hardware + software package) is worse than those crappy programmers, at least we easily test and more easily maintain!

In Davos at the World Economic Forum, Billyboy came with a sarcastic idea called “Creative Capitalism“. What? Translation: Make people slaves, get them down with AIDS, then help a few bucks to cure.

Bill Gates at Davos

What happens in the new order of the world with Billy’s new idea? Money will fully control the democracy, expanding its power on the justice and legislation. So what a perfect scene for Microsoft!