Friday
February 01, 2008
Microsoft, the God. Full Stop.

God, RegisteredWhoa! Great news everybody! Steve Ballmer is looking forward to hear good news from Yahoo!, after putting $45 billion dollars on the table to suicide them. And I’m sending you a copy of the letter Ballmer wrote to Yahoo!

Wow, wait a minute what are those guys thinking at Redmond? Merging two loser companies in management won’t bring a working company out, Ballmer. Did you get Alzheimer or what? I’m so happy you’ll loose money out of this deal. And I immediately started to guess what’ll happen to Yahoo in a few months:

  • Shut Flickr down, cause it’s elegant and only Yahoo service that works.
  • Yahoo Mail users, we’re sorry… but we’re coming with a better deal: Hotmail.
  • Developers on Yahoo, creates amazing open source frameworks. So shut it down, find a way to sell what’s developed.
  • Oh, those guys were PHP - the evil - sponsors, try to look good on them, and then find a way to sue the whole community to stop them.

And the list goes on…

By the way, companies are not our best friends but I felt really sick of Ballmer once again! Officially Microsoft wants to be the only company in the entire world. They should better change their name to “God“. No borders, no religion, no law but Microsoft! I’m proud of you guys… You got John Lennon’s Image totally wrong… Go get some brain first!

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  • 1. Stephen said at [Feb 1, 2008]

    Both microsucks and yahoo are going nowhere. It only makes sense cause web area will turn into a battlefield once.

  • 2. sly said at [Feb 22, 2008]

    Where did you go?

  • 3. Mrs. Jobs said at [Mar 8, 2008]

    Sorry as a full time dev at Apple, we’re in a mood of change nowadays and I was too lazy… BTW, I didnt know someone was reading.. Thanks.